My new roommies both skipped town for the holiday weekend. I didn’t have any exotic Memorial Day plans, so I’d be home alone. Luke said, “Behave.” I’ve lots of experience in all kinds of behavior, so it was hard to decide what to go with.
I was worried that I would collapse into lonesomeness. I’ve grown a little attached to my new family, but it turned out to be a perfect weekend. I got to make up for all that alone time I’ve been starved for. Lots of Chutney bonding time. I got 3 new songs out of this weekend (the last one is a little dippy, but it’ll serve its purpose). I rode my bike multiple times.
The morning after a night of depravity looks like this for me:
Yes, I brought the accordion, horn and ukulele down. Yes, I forced my guests to play songs with me. Yes, I played the trumpet even though I can’t play the trumpet.
Yes, those are root vegetables.
Yes, I used one of those twirly vegetable “noodle” makers.
No, those noodle makers are no good. It’s kind of a piece of crap. Not sturdy, not sharp, gets food stuck in them. I don’t know why they make things that are crap. I mean, I write crappy songs sometimes, but they’re songs. They stop as soon as I shut up. They collapse into thin air. Physical crap like those crappy vegetable cutters take up space. In our homes and then in the landfills.
I managed to take noodle-like shavings of carrots, parsnips, sweet potatoes and yucca and deep fry it all in coconut oil. I had my head set on deep-frying experiments, so it was this, chicken wings and several accordions (not fried) that night.
2 accordion night is a good night. 2 accordions, plus fried tubers is called a house-warming.
I got a new motto out of that night:
Less crying, more frying!
I couldn’t resist the gratuitous Chutney and pyramids shot. Those are orgonite pyramids made by the talented Michelle Hood. You can find out more about those on her site: http://litethelight.bigcartel.com/
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