I saw this at the grocery yesterday.
People don’t have time to toast their own bread anymore. This is what the world is coming to. And a soul-less bear with dead eyes is selling it to you. I don’t trust that bear. It’s a cartoon zombie, and it might be what you turn into when you finally give in to pre-toasted bread.
Pre toasted bread. Why don’t they just sell you pre-digested food. Sliced excrement so you don’t have to make your own. Look at the brand name “Bimbo.” See, food for dummies. No thanks.. I have enough problems without being turned into a cartoon zombie Bimbo.
Also, I was wondering if it means you’ve made it when you can make this face on city advertisements:
Some other examples:
I think it’s supposed to signal that the story is a comedy. Or it could signal Armageddon or something, I don’t know. It could be the face that lets the devil know you’re ripe for hell? The face you make forever in hell. Maybe something like that.
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